Letter with foreshadowing

Dear Bill, I am writing home to you to update you on the past 6 months. I would first like to apologize for not writing as often as I should have. I have been so preoccupied lately. I have had some major issues of late cousin. It is of my intent to tell you about all of it but first let me tell you of what has happened these past six months. I have gotten the job at Petco inc. I also got approved for the loan to buy my house. I shall soon be buying a Ford Taurus Sho soon. The major thing I have to tell you cousin, the thing that has been occupying my time so much, is that I have found and captured big foot. Turns out big foot is a he and he was very easy to capture, he also makes a great pet. You will have to come visit sometime cousin, come meet big foot. I just wanted to write and update you on my past six months. I hope you come to visit soon.