Jim's Journey

"The Alaskan Bull-worm!" yelled Jim as his friends and him had crossed the Canadian-American border into Alaska. Jim then knew in that moment that the only way for his friends and him to make it to the Dave and Busters in Alaska, and complete their life long goal of visiting every Dave and Busters in America, was to use the boxes of paper clips he had and fashion a rope out of them to wrangle the beast and tame it. Jim stressed to his friend Bill that if he did not get over his fear of driving semi-trucks, and just take the wheel ,there was no way that any of the friends would make it out of there and to the Dave and Busters in Eagle River, Alaska. As Bill took control of the massive vehicle Jim interlocked the paper clips and formed a noose to get around the bull-worm's throat. As Jim lassoed the beast he realized that the normal paper clips would not work, but that he would have to use a lasso of paper clips blessed by Morgan Freeman himself. Luckily in that moment Jim's friend Terrence remembered that he had invited Morgan Freeman as a surprise for his buddies once they reached the Dave and Busters in Alaska and he was inside the trailer of the semi-truck. Terrence quickly climbed out of the truck's cab and into the trailer attached to the big rig. He called out to Morgan to only find out that nobody was there. Terrence thought to himself, " No! We hooked up to the wrong trailer." He began to think of what the friends could now do to survive and he realized that the bull-worm should not be attacking them for they were Americans and the bull-worm was supposed to stop Canadians illegally crossing the border. Terrence ecstatically exclaimed to his friends, " Stop attacking the bull-worm and it will leave us alone, it is here to stop Canadians!" Sadly for some reason Terrence's theory did not pan out as the bull-worm relentlessly continued it's onslaught.  The bull-worm attacked the truck cab and tore the roof off and in one swift bite swallowed Jim and his friends. The second the bull-worm scooped the men into it's mouth he spit them out because he realized they were American when he tasted narcissism and arrogance. The men confusingly stumbled and were attempting to ask the bull-worm why he spared them when suddenly he shot into the ground and disappeared. The men decided it was best to not question what had just happened, but to continue on their trip to complete the Dave and Busters challenge.